I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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