her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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