i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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