No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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