We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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