I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
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Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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