If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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