butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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