Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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