You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
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Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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