The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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