Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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