I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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