would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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