Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
