I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
How does one acquire holy water?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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