wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
When did we convert life to cartoon?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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