Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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