I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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