Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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