did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
