your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
operation harelip BJ is a go
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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