I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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