Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
