i'm home, then i'll come over
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.