Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.