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i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.

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(409): i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24. http://tfl.nu/ryw9

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So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."

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(516): So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming." http://tfl.nu/t69x

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I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.

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(732): I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one. http://tfl.nu/pu4o

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I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!

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(503): I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!! http://tfl.nu/reo6

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Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here

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(508): Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here http://tfl.nu/nzus

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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.

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(209): I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart. http://tfl.nu/dd9c

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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole

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(617): just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole http://tfl.nu/otvq

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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...

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(802): he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes... http://tfl.nu/9zzk

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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve

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(580): Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve http://tfl.nu/obez

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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that

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(508): I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that http://tfl.nu/gfaw

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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?

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(817): did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER? http://tfl.nu/7lnp

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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.

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(912): Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio. http://tfl.nu/wkrp

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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?

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(251): why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us? http://tfl.nu/6pdz

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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag

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(916): That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag http://tfl.nu/rjsr

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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.

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(513): If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy. http://tfl.nu/099u

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