Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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