I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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