D3 body, D1 cock
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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