There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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