So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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