What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Randomize