Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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