Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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