I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
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tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
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I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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