We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
i drank out of a bidet.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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