This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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