it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
operation have a gay friend backfired
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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