Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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