There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
just tell him i said nine months
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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