I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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