Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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