Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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