p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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