giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm sobbing to NWA
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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