there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Two words: blizzard sex
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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