Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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