i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
this will be a night to untag.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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