walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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