is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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