PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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