Its about making memories worth repressing
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I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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