my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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