is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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