so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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