what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just want nice things and good sex
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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