I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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